Best 3 quotes of Josie Long on MyQuotes

I thought if I could make people laugh about how awkward I am, it'd make me less awkward. But you also realise how fun it is to make people laugh.

Surprise makes a joke funny. I love it when someone tells me something I couldn't possibly have expected; you've been led along one path and - bang! - the joke comes out of nowhere.

'What's a couple?' I asked my mum. She said, 'Two or three'. Which probably explains why her marriage collapsed