Best 3 quotes of Gershon Legman on MyQuotes

Most women loathe limericks, for the same reason that calves hate cookbooks.

Murder is a crime. Describing Murder is not. Sex is not a crime. Describing sex is.

Of the two smartest creatures on the earth, man and the dolphin, each thought they were smarter than the other. Man thought he was smarter because he built many things and did much work, while the dolphins just played all day. The dolphins thought they were smarter for the same reason.