Best 4 quotes of Richard Madeley on MyQuotes

That particular octopus committed suicide, didn't he? He stabbed himself with his own beak.

WOMEN lie about sex. It doesn't matter how many partners she says she's had before you. She's lying.

YOU'RE just humming with sexual energy! Is it the fabric? Is it wearing tights?

Your short-term memory really is shot! It must drive you nuts!!