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A flat screen television lowered into view. It showed an animated Islamic documentary that focused mostly on the importance of wearing the proper attire. The final prophet was quoted often, yet absent from the feature. “If this Mohammed guy is so great, why wouldn’t they put him in the cartoon?” Kira wondered.

I get diarrhea more often than the average Muslim.

Stuey was in heaven, but he wished that he were in hell.

We don't want your fucking tots and pears.