Best 3 quotes of Lucy Ellmann on MyQuotes

I was sorting through my mother's things. All the letters from friends had to go. I don't know why she kept them, and now they meant nothing to anybody alive. Each generation flushes the toilet for the last.

Men like war: they do not hold much sway over birth, so they make up for it with death. Unlike women, men menstruate by shedding other people's blood.

Writing a novel without being asked seems a bit like having a baby when you have nowhere to live.