Best 5 quotes of Meredith Schorr on MyQuotes

I hoped Claire would have a girl. A nephew would be fun until he got his first erection and then he'd be like the rest of them.

I truly believed Facebook was created by Satan as a way to turn completely sane people into obsessed stalkers.

I was a witch and like a witch, deserved to have a house fall on top of me while wearing my favorite shoes

Once I checked my email, I would get lost in a book so I could feel the main character's pain instead of mine, laugh at her missteps rather than lament my own, and cheer for the happy ending that seemed to elude me.

There was a part of me that was so horny, I wanted to climb on top of Randall on the first date. But there was also a part of me that was so terrified, I wanted to go home, put on my feety pajamas and hibernate for the winter.