Best 7 quotes of Andrew Barger on MyQuotes

Blondes make nice pets.

Groupies will give you Chlamydia, Edward.” “Right, Virg. Groupies throw underwear on stage. They don’t throw flowers.

If you can’t laugh at your life, then your life is a punchline in a bad joke.

It's Hard to order just a black coffee these days. That's the kind of miserable world we live in.

La Sagrada Familia is the best thing to come out of Spain since ‘Don Quixote.

. . . never seen him inspired by any more dangerous stimulant than strong coffee, of which he was very fond & of which [he] drank freely. MacIntosh says that the measure of a man's brain is the amount of coffee he can drink with impunity. SARAH HELEN WHITMAN (POE'S FIANCÉE) TO JOHN INGRAM DECEMBER 13, 1874

The difficulty with Poe is not figuring out which of his stories rise to the level required of this collection, but rather which of his stories to exclude from it.