Best 3 quotes of Ilze Falb on MyQuotes

Do you want to know why I don't like the so-called connoisseurs of arts? I hate hypocrisy. I'll give you an example: if the movie is colored and tells us about two friends who sit in the pool, fart into the water, get out of the pool and fart into each other's face it will be thrash, a lack of a culture and a third-rate comedy. But if the movie is black-and-white and tells us about two friends who cross the desert and peeing on each other, shit on the sand, and then they eat each other's shit, and on top of that they fucking each other's ass it will be a brilliant art house movie.

You are soft person you said. But you're soft as shit: it is very soft but stinking!

You have to be a sexologist: when I wish your fuckin' advice, I'll let you know.