Best 4 quotes of Abby Jimenez on MyQuotes

...drunks and leggings always tell the truth.

I already know how I'm going to die"..."How?" I asked. "Spider bite. Or being sarcastic at the wrong time.

I'm cool buying tampons, but I'm not walking a tiny dog into a store in a purse.

Nothing offended me except for cauliflower and stupidity.