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One thing I learned from drinking is that if you ever go Christmas caroling, you should go with a group of people. And also go in mid-December.

Online, there's no time. It's always Christmas.

Only in souls the Christ is brought to birth, And there He lives and dies.

Opened Christmas cards hum to me the hymn of love and teach me the sacrament of correspondence.

Orphans, dead parents, lonely children at Christmas, morose spoken word recordings, everything you love about the holidays. Move the turkey over so you can fit your head in the oven.

Our hearts grow tender with childhood memories and love of kindred, and we are better throughout the year for having, in spirit, become a child again at Christmas-time.

Our local department store had two Santas - one for regular kids and one for kids who wanted ten toys or less.

Our last jam session was this past Christmas. Dad played his harmonica, mom sang in English and Italian, and I played guitar. I'm so happy that we could share that musical experience for one last time.

Our traditions have been waking up on Christmas morning and feasting on a southern breakfast. I'm from the South. We eat grits and biscuits and gravy and eggs with Ritz crackers and country ham, bacon, you name it. - Leigh

Our tree was so puny we used orthopedic bulbs.

Out upon merry Christmas! What's Christmas time to you but a time for paying bills without money; a time for finding yourself a year older, but not an hour richer...? If I could work my will," said Scrooge indignantly, "every idiot who goes about with 'Merry Christmas' upon his lips should be boiled with his won pudding, and buried with a stake of holly through his heart. He should!

Part of my passion for all things Christmas is seeing my holiday stuff again every December. I suppose I do have more than most folks, so the reunion each winter keeps me in the holiday spirit for a full year. And there are always a few pieces out in my house whatever the month.

Peace on earth and mercy mild are still possible. On Christmas Eve, all things are possible.

People have nannies and big cars, and they want to go to Maui for Christmas. When there are those kind of stakes involved, people get ruthless.

People tend to stay at home and eat a home-cooked meal. There are three days that are really slow for restaurants - Thanksgiving, Christmas and Easter.

Pere Noel. Babbo Natale. Pelznickel. Topo Gigio

Pets, like their owners, tend to expand a little over the Christmas period.

Please to put a nickel, please to put a dime. How petitions trickle in at Christmas time!

Pray, dear madam, another glass; it is Christmas time, it will do you no harm.

Rejoice, that the immortal God is born, so that mortal men may live in eternity.

Remembrance, like a candle, burns brightest at Christmastime.

Remember This December, That love weighs more than gold!

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it weren't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish.

Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer, had a very shiny nose. And if you ever saw him, you would even say it glows.

Santa is our culture's only mythic figure truly believed in by a large percentage of the population. It's a fact that most of the true believers are under eight years old, and that's a pity.

Santa is having a tough time this year. Last year he deducted eight billion for gifts, and the IRS wants an itemized list

Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.

Santa Claus wears a Red Suit, he must be a communist. And a beard and long hair, must be a pacifist. What's in that pipe that he's smoking?

Santa knows Physics: Of all colors, Red Light penetrates fog best. That's why Benny the Blue-nosed reindeer never got the gig.

Shepherds at the grange, Where the Babe was born, Sang with many a change, Christmas carols until morn.

She wanted an Italian sports car - with the sport still in it.

Silent night, holy night. All is calm, all is bright. Round yon Virgin Mother and Child. Holy Infant so tender and mild. Sleep in heavenly peace. Sleep in heavenly peace.

So he held her and he prayed. Shafts of moonlight on his face. But the baby in her womb, He was the maker of the moon. He was the author of the fate that could make the mountains move.

So every year when Christmas comes, I realize a new, the best gift life can offer is having friends like you.

So just to be truthful to my own sensibility, I need to acknowledge that the season is not all joy and light for a lot of people. It's tough - environmentally, emotionally, spiritually.

So many people release albums before Christmas and they get lost in the Christmas rush.

Some enterprising youth should go from door to door on Christmas morning peddling batteries.

Some people have a knack of putting upon you gifts of no real value, to engage you to substantial gratitude. We thank them for nothing.

Something of eternal significance transpired there. Not only was the calendar of the world changed, but heaven itself and eternity were affected.

Sometimes the best Christmas present is remembering what you've already got.

So stick up ivy and the bays, and then restore the heathen ways, green will remind you of the Spring, though this great day denies the thing, and mortifies the earth, and all, but your wild revels, and loose hall.

South Park started as a little video Christmas card.

So we're considering doing a new Christmas album, because there's been Christmas episodes since then, and maybe finally do the version of 'The Most Offensive Song Ever' with lyrics intact.

So when I was 13, I basically left home and never returned and lived at home again. I would come home for a week at Christmas and two weeks in the summer only.

Talk about cheap - on Christmas Eve, my neighbour shoots off three blanks and tells his kids Santa Claus just committed suicide.

Tax cuts should be for life, not just for Christmas.

Thanksgiving and Christmas then, for us who love God, are not mere time outs from work days. They are a celebration of the gift of work itself, days on which we celebrate work by declaring our freedom. In a manner of speaking we announce that on this one day we may rest from our work, and without pressure or guilt, we may be glad. A holiday is a holy day-meant for rejoicing in God.

That quest for something pretty. A cheat. A cliche. Flowers and Christmas lights, it's what we're programmed to love.

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing.

The best Christmas present I got from my husband was a week to do whatever I wanted.