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    Rejoice, that the immortal God is born, so that mortal men may live in eternity.

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    Remembrance, like a candle, burns brightest at Christmastime.

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    Remember This December, That love weighs more than gold!

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    Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it weren't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish.

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    Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer, had a very shiny nose. And if you ever saw him, you would even say it glows.

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    Santa is having a tough time this year. Last year he deducted eight billion for gifts, and the IRS wants an itemized list

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    Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.

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    Santa is our culture's only mythic figure truly believed in by a large percentage of the population. It's a fact that most of the true believers are under eight years old, and that's a pity.

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    Santa Claus wears a Red Suit, he must be a communist. And a beard and long hair, must be a pacifist. What's in that pipe that he's smoking?

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    Santa knows Physics: Of all colors, Red Light penetrates fog best. That's why Benny the Blue-nosed reindeer never got the gig.

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    Shepherds at the grange, Where the Babe was born, Sang with many a change, Christmas carols until morn.

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    She wanted an Italian sports car - with the sport still in it.

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    So just to be truthful to my own sensibility, I need to acknowledge that the season is not all joy and light for a lot of people. It's tough - environmentally, emotionally, spiritually.

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    Silent night, holy night. All is calm, all is bright. Round yon Virgin Mother and Child. Holy Infant so tender and mild. Sleep in heavenly peace. Sleep in heavenly peace.

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    So he held her and he prayed. Shafts of moonlight on his face. But the baby in her womb, He was the maker of the moon. He was the author of the fate that could make the mountains move.

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    So every year when Christmas comes, I realize a new, the best gift life can offer is having friends like you.

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    So many people release albums before Christmas and they get lost in the Christmas rush.

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    Some enterprising youth should go from door to door on Christmas morning peddling batteries.

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    Some people have a knack of putting upon you gifts of no real value, to engage you to substantial gratitude. We thank them for nothing.

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    Something of eternal significance transpired there. Not only was the calendar of the world changed, but heaven itself and eternity were affected.

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    So stick up ivy and the bays, and then restore the heathen ways, green will remind you of the Spring, though this great day denies the thing, and mortifies the earth, and all, but your wild revels, and loose hall.

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    Sometimes the best Christmas present is remembering what you've already got.

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    So when I was 13, I basically left home and never returned and lived at home again. I would come home for a week at Christmas and two weeks in the summer only.

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    South Park started as a little video Christmas card.

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    So we're considering doing a new Christmas album, because there's been Christmas episodes since then, and maybe finally do the version of 'The Most Offensive Song Ever' with lyrics intact.

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    Thanksgiving and Christmas then, for us who love God, are not mere time outs from work days. They are a celebration of the gift of work itself, days on which we celebrate work by declaring our freedom. In a manner of speaking we announce that on this one day we may rest from our work, and without pressure or guilt, we may be glad. A holiday is a holy day-meant for rejoicing in God.

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    Tax cuts should be for life, not just for Christmas.

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    Talk about cheap - on Christmas Eve, my neighbour shoots off three blanks and tells his kids Santa Claus just committed suicide.

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    The best Christmas gift of all is the presence of a happy family all wrapped up with one another. Jesus is the reason for the season! From a little spark may burst a mighty flame. The only blind person at Christmastime is he who has not Christmas in his heart.

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    That quest for something pretty. A cheat. A cliche. Flowers and Christmas lights, it's what we're programmed to love.

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    The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing.

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    The best Christmas present I got from my husband was a week to do whatever I wanted.

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    The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a happy family all wrapped up in each other.

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    The Christmas bells from hill to hill Answer each other in the mist.

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    The cheese board is my big treat at Christmas that I have to deny myself during the rest of year.

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    [The Christmas story] is as simple as was the Man himself and His teaching. SA simple as the Sermon on the Mount which still remains as the ultimate basis ... of the belief of free men of good will everywhere.

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    The ... challenge of Christmas is this: justice is what happens when all receive a fair share of God's world and only such distributive justice can establish peace on earth.

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    The charming aspect of Christmas is the fact that it expresses good will in a cheerful, happy, benevolent, non-sacrificial way. One says: “Merry Christmas”-not “Weep and Repent.” And the good will is expressed in a material, earthly form-by giving presents to one's friends, or by sending them cards in token of remembrance . . . .

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    'The Christmas Song,' by Nat King Cole, is not only a masterful performance; to me it just sounds like the holidays. I've never sung it, because Nat's version is so perfect. I gotta leave it alone.

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    The Christmas season is a gift in itself. It releases us from the priorities of ordinary time and gives us the right to party more and pray more and love more.

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    The coming of Jesus at Bethlehem brought joy to the world and to every human heart. may His coming this Christmas bring to each one of us that peace and joy that He desires to give.

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    The Christmas spirit - love - changes hearts and lives.

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    The church-bells of innumerable sects are all chime-bells to-day, ringing in sweet accordance throughout many lands, and awaking a great joy in the heart of our common humanity.

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    The dance, like most dances after supper, was a merry one; some of the older folks joined in it, and the squire himself figured down several couple with a partner, with whom he affirmed he had danced at every Christmas for nearly half a century.

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    The day I saw my mom eating the Santa cookies on the plate was one of the most horrific days of my life.

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    The day's at end and there's nowhere to go, Draw to the fire, even this fire is dying; Get up and once again politely lying Invite the ladies toward the mistletoe.

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    The earth has grown old with its burden of care, But at Christmas it always is young.

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    The Earth reminded us of a Christmas tree ornament hanging in the blackness of space. As we got farther and farther away it diminished in size. Finally it shrank to the size of a marble, the most beautiful marble you can imagine.

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    The earth has grown old with its burden of care, but at Christmas it always is young, the heart of the jewel burns lustrous and fair, and its soul full of music breaks the air, when the song of angels is sung.

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    The greatest and most momentous fact which the history of the world records is the fact of-Christ's birth.