Best 7 quotes in «funny baseball quotes» category

Andre Dawson has a bruised knee and is listed as day-to-day. Aren't we all?

A lot of things run through your head when you're going in to relieve in a tight spot. One of them was, "Should I spike myself?

I managed a team that was so bad we considered a 2-0 count on the batter a rally.

Once (Stan) Musial timed your fastball, your infielders were in jeopardy.

I knew when my career was over. In 1965 my baseball card came out with no picture.

Rooting for the Yankees is like rooting for U.S. Steel.

The way to catch a knuckleball is to wait until it stops rolling and then pick it up.