Best 19 quotes in «one line quotes» category

Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.

A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.

Do remember that one line does nothing; it is only in relation to another that it creates a volume.

A merely great intellect can produce prose, but not poetry, not one line.

I am hoping that, with the added wisdom of old age, I can still look ahead for an improvement in tone, line, colour and composition.

Eisenhower admitted that the budget can't be balanced and McCarthy said the communists are taking over. You don't know what to worry about these days - whether the country will be overthrown or overdrawn.

If I had that kind of money, I wouldn't come to Vietnam, I'd send for it.

It doesn't matter whether it comes in by cable, telephone lines, computor, or satellite. Everyone's going to have to deal with Disney.

Prayer can do anything that God can do.

It gave dirty politics a bad name.

I've got to watch myself these days. It's too exciting watching anyone else.

One line of dialogue that rings true reveals character in a way that pages of description can't.

Please don't stand up on my account.

I was an only child. I did have kind of like a lonely existence.

One line plus one line results in many meanings.

There are certain things that cannot be adequately explained to a virgin either by words or pictures.

The worst lies are the lies we tell ourselves.

Seventy years of ad-lib material, and I am speechless.

Stand-up is the place where you can do things that you could never do in public.