Best 20 quotes in «retarded quotes» category

People who fell in love at first sight, rushed home to their parents to tell them the good news and subsequently married were, [Patricia Highsmith] thought, retarded. Rather, a more honest appraisal of the nature of love positions it nearer to the horrors of mental illness. How else could you explain the fact that so many people were prepared to sacrifice the safety and cosiness of their lives for the thrill of a new romance?

And, well, that's my story," I said. "I'm sorry that it's so, you know. Retarded.

The wider you spread your fingers apart while clapping is equal to the amount of retarded you look while clapping.

I still love her. But she's retarded, too.

If a kid really is retarded and can only come up to a certain level, he will still have more success if what he learns is connected with something important to him.

I love any movie that has a retarded person working at Starbucks.

If no one figures out you are pretending to be retarded, your life will be greeted with treasure.

Islam is not a religion, it's an ideology, the ideology of a retarded culture.

Scholastic learning and polemical divinity retarded the growth of all true knowledge.

It was because all we wanted was each other's constant love and attention and for no one else to receive that love and attention, which is a selfish and difficult place to be in a relationship. We were emotionally retarded, and that was the best we could do at the time.

Religion is the retarded stepchild of philosophy.

Revenge is for children and the emotionally retarded.

What is the politically correct term for 'retarded'?""I think the words you're fishing for are 'mentally disabled.' And no. I'm not mentally disabled.

The mass of workers, as yet non-Socialist, is retarded in its development towards Socialism.

What is a weak pawn? A pawn that is exposed to attack and also difficult to defend is a weak pawn. There are several varieties: isolated, doubled, too advanced, retarded.

Sure, retarded jokes write themselves. But the spelling is always way off.

I’ve noticed that you are retarded, Dr. Phil.

In the natural sciences, some checks exist on the prolonged acceptance of nutty ideas, which do not hold up well under experimental and observational tests and cannot readily be shown to give rise to useful working technologies. But in economics and the other social studies, nutty ideas may hang around for centuries. Today, leading presidential candidates and tens of millions of voters in the USA embrace ideas that might have been drawn from a 17th-century book on the theory and practice of mercantilism, and multitudes of politicians and ordinary people espouse notions that Adam Smith, David Ricardo, and others exploded more than two centuries ago. In these realms, nearly everyone simply believes whatever he feels good about believing.

I tried to help you turn the page by burning it, but you fucking kept sniffing the ashes!

Don’t be retarded; excellence is “status quo discarded”. Look ahead and don’t see the little things you do now as the final products to ever stand out of your personal actions!