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    Kent Abbott is in the on-deck circuit.

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    Kid says to me, "You play baseball? What position? Left out?" and gets a big laugh from the rest of the class. Kid is only one person out of 6.792 billion humans on this planet. This planet is only one-eighth of the solar system, whose sun is one of two billion stars in the Milky Way galaxy. Put it that way, the comment loses it's importance.

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    Kids don't learn the fundamentals of baseball at the games anymore.

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    Kids should practice autographing baseballs. This is a skill that's often overlooked in Little League.

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    Kids are always chasing rainbows, but baseball is a world where you can catch them.

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    Kids are our future, and we hope baseball has given them some idea of what it is to live together and how we can get along, whether you be black or white.

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    Knowin' all about baseball is just about as profitable as bein' a good whittler.

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    Ladies and gentlemen, the great number seven, Mickey Mantle.

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    Larry Moffett is 6' 3". Last year he was 6" 6".

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    Larry Lintz steals second standing up. He slid, but he didn't have to.

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    Last night's homer was Stargell's 399th career home run, leaving him one shy of 500.

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    Last year, more Americans went to symphonies than went to baseball games. This may be viewed as an alarming statistic, but I think that both baseball and the country will endure.

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    Lasorda's standard reply when some new kid would ask directions to the whirlpool was to tell him to stick his foot in the toilet and flush it.

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    Last year was the fourth or fifth attempt to get fall launched till 'American Idol' comes in January. To be honest, the reality programming we had on last year was considered filler until we could get to the good stuff. It was meant to hopefully get us to January andor to November. To get past baseball. But (it) didn't work very well.

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    Left-handers have more enthusiasm for life. They sleep on the wrong side of the bed, and their head gets more stagnant on that side.

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    Let me get this straight. The owners are about to shut down baseball when it's more prosperous than it's even been, and the players are the ones who have to get their urine tested?

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    Like baseball, food will never go out of style; we will always need to eat and we will always find it entertaining. I think of food TV this way - all the fun and none of the calories.

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    Life is like the baseball season, where even the best team loses at least a third of its games, and even the worst team has its days of brilliance. The goal is not to win every game but to win more than you lose, and if you do that often enough, in the end you may find you have won it all.

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    Like a baseball game, wars are not over till they are over. Wars don't run on a clock like football. No previous generation was so hopelessly unrealistic that this had to be explained to them.

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    Listen, I was the first black manager in baseball and there was incredible pressure. I don't blame anyone else. I was too tough . . . I lack patience. I probably got on guys a little too hard, with the wrong tone of voice.

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    Let the teachers teach English and I will teach baseball. There is a lot of people in the United States who say isn't, and they ain't eating.

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    Life is a daily cleansing. Negativity must be washed away, if you wish to attract positive experiences to your life.

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    Listen to yourself, not the noise of the world. Only you know what is right for you.

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    Little boys are still playing the game [baseball], more little girls are playing, and it is still the world's most interesting game, a duel, a chess match, a foot race, a gymnastics exhibition, that rare opportunity for individuals to be recognized within a group effort.

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    Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.

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    Long distance running is 90% mental and the other half is physical.

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    Look at misfortune the same way you look at success - Don't Panic! Do you best and forget the consequences.

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    Looking scary with a baseball outfit on and a little bouffant, you know, it just does not work. Especially with sculpted eyebrows.

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    Lord, baseball is a worrying thing.

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    Losing builds character. You know who said that? A loser! Guy who got his ass stomped every day, basketball, football, baseball, lose, lose, lose and lose. All right, I'm talking about me.

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    Little by little, in telling Sam all these details, I got to see the bigger point of baseball, that it can give us back ourselves. We’re a crowd animal, a highly gregarious, communicative species, but the culture and the age and all the fear that fills our days have put almost everyone into little boxes, each of us all alone. But baseball, if we love it, gives us back our place in the crowd. It restores us.

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    Looking back on those days and little leaguer, the Hall of Fame is not even a blinking star, but through baseball travels and moving up the ladder, that star begins to flicker.

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    Losing is the bane and bugbear of every professional athlete's existence, but in baseball the monster seems to hang closer than in other sports, its chilly claws and foul breath palpable around the neck hairs of the infielder bending for his crosshand scoop or the reliever slipping his first two fingers off-center on the ball seams before delivering his two-and-two cut fastball.

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    Losing streaks are funny. If you lose at the beginning, you got off to a bad start. If you lose in the middle of the season, you're in a slump. If you lose at the end, you're choking

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    Like a lot of people who get into coaching, I was impacted by the people in my life. Certainly my father (John) who coached me in youth league baseball, and my high school coach, Joe Moore, were mentors and major influences.

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    Like any good shaman, professional baseball player, or politician, my mother always answered questions with questions.

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    Luck is the great stabilizer in baseball.

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    Major league baseball has asked its players to stop tossing baseballs into the stands during games, because they say fans fight over them and they get hurt. In fact, the Florida Marlins said that's why they never hit any home runs. It's a safety issue.

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    Major League Baseball has created a Pete Rose purgatory, and that's where he is. And that's where he's always going to be. It's unfortunate that the commissioner's office has decided to allow that to be the reality. I don't think Pete would mind if they said 'No' to Pete. Pete wants them to go one way or the other and get him out of the void he's in.

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    Major League Baseball is the best league in the world, full of capable hitters up and down every single lineup.

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    Major League Baseball's labor negotiations involve two paradoxes. The players' union's primary objective is to protect the revenues of a very few very rich owners - principally, the Yankees'. The owners' primary objective is a more egalitarian distribution of wealth. The union believes that unconstrained spending by the richest three teams pulls up all payrolls. Most owners believe that baseball's problems--competitive imbalance, the parlous financial conditions of many clubs--result from large and growing disparities of what are mistakenly treated as 'local' revenues.

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    Making English grammar conform to Latin rules is like asking people to play baseball using the rules of football.

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    Major League Baseball has always recognized the influence that our stars can have on the youth of America. As such, we are concerned that recent revelations and allegations of steroid use have been sending a terrible message to young people.

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    Major league baseball is about the history of the game. Baseball history is so important. It's so much more than money.

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    Major League Baseball should retire Roberto Clemente's number, just like they did Jackie Robinson's.

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    Making love is like hitting a baseball. You just gotta relax and concentrate.

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    (Mantle) was clearly a greater player in his peak years.

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    Many baseball fans look upon an umpire as a sort of necessary evil to the luxury of baseball, like the odor that follows an automobile.

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    Man may penetrate the outer reaches of the universe, he may solve the very secret of eternity itself but for me, the ultimate human experience is to witness the flawless execution of the hit-and-run.

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    Mantle had more ability than any player I ever had on that club.