Best 3 quotes in «drive safely quotes» category

Smartass Disciple: Master, if you are so good, can you drive a car with your eyes closed? Master of Stupidity: Thou shall not break the rules of drive safely. Thou shall not tempt the police as well.

For every "Drive Safely" sign, shouldn't there be a "Resume Normal Driving" sign?

Honk if you love Jesus, text while driving if you want to meet up.