Best 7 quotes in «funny sex quotes» category

Sex is God's joke on human beings.

No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.

Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.

Sex is the biggest nothing of all time.

Your booty call embargo will remain intact.

What I like about masturbation is that you don't have to talk afterwards.

Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place.