Best 7 quotes in «funny sex quotes» category

Sex is the biggest nothing of all time.

What I like about masturbation is that you don't have to talk afterwards.

Your booty call embargo will remain intact.

Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.

Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place.

No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.

Sex is God's joke on human beings.