Best 14 quotes in «demotivational quotes» category

CONSULTING: If you're not a part of the solution, there's good money to be made in prolonging the problem.

Happy people do not wake up for breakfast.

Furthermore, having lost faith in himself, he thought it his duty to undermine the nation's faith in itself.

everything is normal we have our tv and mcdonalds people wash their cars on their driveways on a sunday afternoon and mow their lawns hang pictures of their blonde blue-eyed children neatly on magnolia walls and in the future everyone will sidestep questions speak with the vapidity of politicians in a limited language devoid of passion and truth and in the future air-raid sirens will sound every time the sun comes out and no one will ever put a bullet in the head of a politician again everything will be bland and painless and whitewashed and the government will finally have won completely

Nothing says "you're a loser" more than owning a motivational poster about being a winner.

TEAMWORK: A few harmless flakes working together can unleash an avalanche of destruction.

Saya pasti takut. Kalo tidak takut pasti bukan saya.

There are no stupid questions, but there are a LOT of inquisitive idiots.

Teach every child you meet the importance of forgiveness. It's our only hope of surviving their wrath once they realize just how badly we've screwed things up for them.

You have to make the good out of the bad because that is all you have got to make it out of.

You can do anything you set your mind to when you have vision, determination, and an endless supply of expendable labor.

When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's really a meteor hurtling to the Earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteorite.

Accept that you're just a product, not a gift.

Although some people think women are inferior to men, I think it's a privilege to be a woman. There are so many fun things afforded to the female gender such as adornment of self, the freedom to communicate with gestures, and the freedom to express one's emotions. I don't know what I'd do without my red backpack purse, and I am attached to my PDA with the pink monogrammed leather case. I've developed favorites among the many items in my wardrobe, and I like experimenting with accessories like hats, scarves, watches and belts. I've become fairly proficient at applying make-up, and I now know the importance of a good facial cleanser and moisturizer.