Best 8 quotes in «smart ass quotes» category

I didn’t need to be a writer to know that I could. Did you have to become a penis to act like a dick?

If it gets me out of this city, I am up for mostly anything. Wait. Maybe I should rephrase that. I almost forgot I’m talking to your wise ass.

If you're THAT smart...why aren't you THAT rich?

Mrs. Pott's beady black eyes narrowed,"Do you know how many glass slippers I have to stitch when I get home? There's a Mad Hatter serenading a toaster as we speak. There could be mayhem wreaking havoc all over the love in New Gotham, granted what thankless ingrates you are. But here I am! I've taken a chance on you..

I doubt she'll welcome you if I tell her you undressed me." "Maybe she'll only partially welcome me." Smart-ass.

Mrs. Potts beady black eyes narrowed,"Do you know how many glass slippers I have to stitch when I get home? There's a Mad Hatter serenading a toaster as we speak. There could be mayhem wreaking havoc all over the love in New Gotham, granted what thankless ingrates you are. But here I am!

That's it? That's all that happens after you topple from grace? We lose our rubies and rations?" Marshall smirked. "Woe is me.

When you finally learn that you are not the smartest person in the room- you will build a better product, have better relationships, and eliminate wasted time.