Best 8 quotes in «humorous inspirational quotes» category

I have never felt at a disadvantage. If anything, I am privileged. I am living. I'm sure there are a whole lot of dead folks that would want to trade places.

I'm going to start a religion in the name of my pal up there, Mr. NOT. I am going to call it nuttism. All nuts are welcome. And by that I mean you all, following every other nutty ism.

I'm joking when I say I'm the grand-pop of those claiming to be an avatar-messiah or god. But if they're serious, then, I am who I am.

Well... that's how the meatball bounces.

The pen can be just as dangerous as a sword... At least while walking.

The artist *IS!* ... All others are *NOT*...

Wisdom of the Ages: "Friendship" The only ship that can weather any storm.

You know you have succeeded as a parent when you find yourself taking advice from your children.