Best 6 quotes of Wes Smith on MyQuotes

Always take an extra quarter to the laundry room.

If you have to learn it from a self-help book, you may be beyond help.

Ketchup left overnight on dinner plates has a longer half-life than radioactive waste.

Never trust a woman whose father calls her 'Princess'. Chances are she believes it.

Seek but provision of bread and wine, fools to flatter, and clothing fine; and nothing of God shall ever be thine.

There is no such thing as a self-cleaning oven.