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By AnonymHoward Stern
And rather than hide that, I would rather put that out on the radio and let someone see the full range of emotions. If you're going to be strong on the radio, you got to let it all out, even the ugly stuff. And you can't apologize for it.
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By AnonymHoward Stern
Every time I went on the radio, I would take the crummiest radio station, the station that was like a toilet bowl. I would go on there and build up the ratings, so you couldn't do any worse.
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By AnonymHoward Stern
I believe in censorship when it benefits me.
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By AnonymHoward Stern
I am circumcised, and I tell you something, I despise it. I despise it. I despise it... I am completely pissed off that I'm circumcised.
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By AnonymHoward Stern
I believe I am doing the work for humanity. This show is so uplifting.
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By AnonymHoward Stern
I believe we will start believing in God as we get closer to death.
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By AnonymHoward Stern
I can't imagine the biggest blow to me was that marriage not working out. That just flipped me out.
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By AnonymHoward Stern
I don't think any religion makes any sense and I think people who are into that are really getting duped, and I don't think Judaism makes any more sense than Christianity, and I don't think Christianity makes any more sense than Scientology. But here's a guy, L. Ron Hubbard, who told all his friends, 'Look, I'm gonna start a religion, 'cause I can't make any money as a science fiction writer.' I mean, he admitted that publicly! At least with Jesus Christ, you can't go talk to the guy.
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By AnonymHoward Stern
I don't think there's one thing I've ever said on the radio that would have been found indecent or obscene.
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By AnonymHoward Stern
I feel blessed, I really feel fulfilled.
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By AnonymHoward Stern
If you're a Christian you don't sit there and worry about what somebody else is doing, if they're happy and they're committed in a relationship.
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By AnonymHoward Stern
I'm a believer that satellite radio, whether I'm on it or not, will take off.
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By AnonymHoward Stern
I'm about being funny. If I can make a joke using profanity, I will. But for the most part, that can get awfully old and boring.
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By AnonymHoward Stern
I'm down with just the Backstreet Boys.
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By AnonymHoward Stern
I'm for legalizing marijuana. Why pick on those drugs? Valium is legal. You just go to a doctor and get it and overdose on it - what's the difference? Prozac, all that stuff, so why not marijuana? Who cares? It's something that grows out of the ground - why not? Go smoke a head of cabbage. I don't care what you smoke.
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By AnonymHoward Stern
I'm not a good listener some times. I'm too much of a control freak. I'm learning to be better. I was so caught up in just getting the job done that I would miss out on the human aspect of this. There was a connection missing.
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By AnonymHoward Stern
I'm on the air five hours, and I blurt out anything in my head. Dangerous? Maybe.
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By AnonymHoward Stern
I'm sickened by all religions. Religion has divided people. I don't think there's any difference between the pope wearing a large hat and parading around with a smoking purse and an African painting his face white and praying to a rock.
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By AnonymHoward Stern
I'm sure some people might be offended by that, but this is my feeling about show business. It's not all about pure talent. There are certain people who command a stage because they look good ,like me.
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By AnonymHoward Stern
I'm trapped inside of me and I don't go out at all. I go to bed at eight o'clock at night. I never go out during the week. I'm in psychotherapy four days a week, pretty heavy commitment to it.
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By AnonymHoward Stern
I really didn't know much about the Libertarians. I knew they were for less government and more individual freedom. I liked that.
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By AnonymHoward Stern
I seem to be some sort of lightning rod. I just really irritate people, you know? I really do.
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By AnonymHoward Stern
I still feel like I gotta prove something. There are a lot of people hoping I fail. But I like that. I need to be hated.
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By AnonymHoward Stern
It causes me great pain to sue the company I work for. Nevertheless, I had to do it. Suffice it to say, there's a dispute and I believe I haven't been given what is mine.
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By AnonymHoward Stern
I think I could create a cult, no problem. The hard part is getting people to kill themselves.
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By AnonymHoward Stern
I think I'm probably a little too desperate to be successful.
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By AnonymHoward Stern
It's okay for a man to commit adultery if his wife is ugly.
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By AnonymHoward Stern
I've actually apologized to some people I was a real jerk to, because I feel ashamed. I didn't need to be that hungry. There was something going on inside me when I was angry and feeling very threatened and not feeling good about myself.
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By AnonymHoward Stern
I've always been about honesty, whether on the radio, whether I did a movie, whether I wrote a book. As long as you're honest, you don't lose your edge.
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By AnonymHoward Stern
I've always thought that a name says a lot about a person. So naturally, being named Howard, I always wanted to crawl into a hole.
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By AnonymHoward Stern
I've come to appreciate other people's talents.
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By AnonymHoward Stern
I've never come into anything successful before. I've always been hired by horrible radio stations with horrendous reputations and nothing to lose.
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By AnonymHoward Stern
I was told David Letterman and Kaufman had heart attacks on the same day: David Letterman's heart attack was at a hospital in NYC. Kaufman's heart attack was at the red light district in Amsterdam, Holland. I think Kaufman had more fun. You're a great artist. I just love the way you painted my portrait.
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By AnonymHoward Stern
I will never vote Democrat again, they are Communists.
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By AnonymHoward Stern
Late night television is ready for someone like me... standards have gone to an all-time low.
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By AnonymHoward Stern
Mike Walker is the Hemingway of gossip.
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By AnonymHoward Stern
Most of the things I do are misunderstood. Hey, after all, being misunderstood is the fate of all true geniuses, is it not?
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By AnonymHoward Stern
My mother was very involved with me. And we had a dialogue constantly. And it was like an umbilical cord. As long as the words were flowing back and forth we were connected and feeding each other. And I probably grew up very afraid of losing that connection.
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By AnonymHoward Stern
My show was revolutionary, ground-breaking. When I came on the scene, people were not doing a thing.
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By AnonymHoward Stern
Okay, well, I guess I'm still a kid. Because when I get really angry and fired up and I feel like my back is up against the wall, I will say vicious things.
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By AnonymHoward Stern
Please, with the God talk. Hate to break it to you, but there is no God.
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By AnonymHoward Stern
Set about doing good to somebody. Put on your hat and go and visit the sick and poor of your neighborhood; inquire into their circumstances and minister to their wants. Seek out the desolate and afflicted and oppressed. . . I have often tried this method, and have always found it the best medicine for a heavy heart.
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By AnonymHoward Stern
Talent is what drives this world ... Doesn’t matter how many satellites you f---ing stick in the air.
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By AnonymHoward Stern
The New York Times' list is a bunch of crap. They ought to call it the editor's choice. It sure isn't based on sales.
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By AnonymHoward Stern
There are things that I won't do on the radio. I mean, the next logical question is, what won't you do. I say, well, you know, you've got to find out when you're on the air.
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By AnonymHoward Stern
There's just too many people being bullied, too many people's lives being wrecked. This is something that is long overdue. We all have gay and lesbian people in our families, and these are good people.
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By AnonymHoward Stern
These nutbags, like Santorum and Bachmann, who make these people and especially young gay kids feel miserable, shame on them. They're quacks. I would never vote for them. I wouldn't even listen to them because there but for the grace of God go they.
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By AnonymHoward Stern
This country (United States) has too many freedoms.
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By AnonymHoward Stern
We all get one life to live here. It's 2012, and for gay and lesbian couples who are in love, not to be able to be married is so absurd.
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By AnonymHoward Stern
We are busy planning the launch of the channel. I am busy planning all kinds of events that go on the channel without me. I have started producing a sound for the channel.
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