Best 5 quotes of P. N. Elrod on MyQuotes

As God is my witness, the more I deal with women, the more I like my cat.

Beautifully drawn, solid, compelling characters against a background so real and scary I left the lights on all night. It was great!

Fame and fortune are as hard to find as a lightning strike.

Do you really think anyone needs some kind of notarized statement saying 'Dear Saint Peter, here's another stiff, pass him through the gates, signed, Father McGonnigill.'...'PS: He once had a hot dog on a Friday, but don't hold that against him.'

Love is responsible for nearly every kind of insanity in the world though greed, vanity, and pure meanness contribute their portion to general misery.