Best 10 quotes of Karl Lehenbauer on MyQuotes

C is the assembly language of Tcl.

Even if you start your laundry before 8 AM on Saturday, you will not finish folding it until after midnight on Sunday.

If Diet Coke did not exist it would have been neccessary to invent it.

If you don't read news.groups, the net appears to be a rather tranquil place.

In the face of entropy and nothingness, you kind of have to pretend it's not there if you want to keep writing good code.

It's a great time to be alive and be a computer weenie.

Nuclear war can ruin your whole compile.

The geeks shall inherit the earth.

Voodoo Programming: Things programmers do that they know shouldn't work but they try anyway, and which sometimes actually work, such as recompiling everything.

You know, I've never accidentally drilled a hole in myself while programming.