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By AnonymSid Waddell
Big Cliff Lazarenko's idea of exercise is sitting in a room with the windows open taking the lid off something cool and fizzy.
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By AnonymSid Waddell
Darts players are probably a lot fitter than most footballers in overall body strength.
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By AnonymSid Waddell
Golden rule of life: never underestimate your rivals.
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By AnonymSid Waddell
He's about as predictable as a Wasp on speed.
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By AnonymSid Waddell
It's like trying to pin down a kangaroo on a trampoline.
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By AnonymSid Waddell
Keith Deller's not just an underdog, he's an underpuppy!
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By AnonymSid Waddell
One hundred and eighty, divided by three, is one dart at a time
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By AnonymSid Waddell
Phil Taylor's got the consistency of a planet ... and he's in a darts orbit!
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By AnonymSid Waddell
Steve Beaton - The adonis of darts, what poise, what elegance - a true roman gladiator with plenty of hair wax.
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By AnonymSid Waddell
That's the greatest comeback since Lazarus.
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By AnonymSid Waddell
The atmosphere is so tense, if Elvis walked in, with a portion of chips... you could hear the vinegar sizzle on them.
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By AnonymSid Waddell
Under that heart of stone beat muscles of pure flint.
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By AnonymSid Waddell
Well as giraffes say, you don't get no leaves unless you stick your neck out.
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By AnonymSid Waddell
When Alexander of Macedon was 33, he cried salt tears because there were no more worlds to conquer. [Eric] Bristow is only 27.
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