Best 14 quotes of Sid Waddell on MyQuotes

Big Cliff Lazarenko's idea of exercise is sitting in a room with the windows open taking the lid off something cool and fizzy.

Darts players are probably a lot fitter than most footballers in overall body strength.

Golden rule of life: never underestimate your rivals.

He's about as predictable as a Wasp on speed.

It's like trying to pin down a kangaroo on a trampoline.

Keith Deller's not just an underdog, he's an underpuppy!

One hundred and eighty, divided by three, is one dart at a time

Phil Taylor's got the consistency of a planet ... and he's in a darts orbit!

Steve Beaton - The adonis of darts, what poise, what elegance - a true roman gladiator with plenty of hair wax.

That's the greatest comeback since Lazarus.

The atmosphere is so tense, if Elvis walked in, with a portion of chips... you could hear the vinegar sizzle on them.

Under that heart of stone beat muscles of pure flint.

Well as giraffes say, you don't get no leaves unless you stick your neck out.

When Alexander of Macedon was 33, he cried salt tears because there were no more worlds to conquer. [Eric] Bristow is only 27.