Best 29 quotes of Ilana Glazer on MyQuotes

Biking is a good alternative. Use the city as your gym.

'Broad City' [series] has a wild side, but it also has a very heartfelt side. It's very human.

"Diiiie men." If you play any Broad City episode backwards, that's all we're saying.

Everyone in New York is fluid and thinking and inspiring each other.

[Hollywood] is obviously so fake, but then comedy is this little carve-out of sincerity. I love it. I get to be funny and do this.

I didn't start smoking weed till my junior year. I had a boyfriend who smoked a lot, and I was like, "Oh, I guess I'm moving on to this phase of life." I didn't fight it at all.

I don't enjoy cooking when I'm high. And I don't want to be eating garbage because then I'll feel gross.

I feel like a feminist is gender equality.

I'm Language Gal. I can speak any language presented to me. And I look exactly like Halle Berry.

I'm surprised when people who don't usually smoke weed are into edibles. I can't believe that.

I'm talking ideal, I live in heaven, and my stomach is bottomless.

I think it'd be pretty cool to fly. Actually, I'd like to be Language Gal. My super power is that I can speak every language.

I think it's kind of crazy that we're still calling comedians "female comedians." That seems more like a sneak attack.

It's exciting to get to write characters that love each other and fight for each other.

It's interesting, gender versus race. I think people say that to women more: 'Oh, you're my favorite female.' They wouldn't say 'favorite black comic.'

It's nice to have cool parents. They're cool with everything.

I vape with my parents in my house. My parents don't really get high, which bums me out. But I vape with them around. It's just like a glass of wine. The family of the future is parents and kids who get high together. That is crazy to me, but it's so cool. I like the fact that my parents are fine with it, even if they won't do it with me.

I would love to host someone's bar mitzvah. I would love to do that.

That's what's nice about being on Comedy Central. You can't show your boobs even if you wanted to.

That's when you know you know somebody. When you know every piece of clothing they have in their wardrobe. That's friendship.

The nude thing, I don't know. It's sillier somehow. It's more like physical comedy. But kissing someone, it feels invasive to have everybody watching me.

There is so much power in being able to look comfortable in a conference room, and I’m not sure dudes in suits are used to seeing women do that.

There's this belief with no merit that media with women at the center applies only to women, but media with men at the center applies to everyone.

There was this one lady in Colorado who made us something ceramic, where it could have been either a ring holder or a bowl cleaner. She was just like, "Here you go." And we were both like, "Oh my god! Thank yoooou!

We're big Hillary [Clinton] supporters. For a lot of reasons.

We're [with Ilana Glazer] both totally upfront and proud feminists. We're not being all secretive about it. I feel like we're pretty blatant in our approach.

When we were on tour, a lot of people just dropped joints on the merch table for us. That was great. Every time, I was like, "Thank you so much.

You can survive in New York without much, if you're careful. You have to make your own food at home, and don't buy a lot of clothes.

You got to miss class to do it. Like, many periods of school. And then they took us to an elementary or middle school, and we told kids that they could be cool when they grew up even if they didn't do drugs.