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Uncle Kracker

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    I am a dog that loves my fleas.

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    I am an avid drinker with a serious bowling problem.

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    I hyperventilate opening a box of chocolates. I'm the most nervous guy in the world.

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    Kids today look at me like I'm Neil Young. Nirvana is the band their parents listen to.

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    Well, it's great that critics are comparing me to Eminem, and not Vanilla Ice.

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    You make me smile like the sun, fall out bed, sing like a bird, dizzy in my head. Spin like a record crazy on a sunday night. You make me dance like a fool, forget how to breath, shine like the sun buzz like a bee, just the thought of you can drive me wild. Oh you make me smile.

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    Uncle Kracker

    You make me smile like the sun, fall out bed, sing like a bird, dizzy in my head. Spin like a record crazy on a sunday night. You make me dance like a fool, forget how to breath, shine like the sun buzz like a bee, just the thought of you can drive me wild. Oh you make me smile. -Uncle Kracker-