Best 7 quotes of Bobby Bare on MyQuotes

I bought me a guitar about a year ago, learned how to play in a day or so.

I flashed her a smile, but she didn't even look at me. So for brains and good judgment, I'd give her a three.

Pour me another tequila, I'm going to put on your red satin dress. You put on my clothes.

Songwriters are still the brightest people in any room.

Straight through the heart of them righteous uprights, drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life.

Take this rifle, kid. Gimme that guitar.

Your pot belly, I'd give that a 10 for size.