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By AnonymCharles Willeford
I can't see any point to hanging around a Burger King all day, no matter how much money you make. .... I'll tell you why. Your life would depend on the random desires of people who wanted a hamburger. So you can just forget about Burger King.
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By AnonymCharles Willeford
I'm not going to ruin my movie because of some stupid ruling that it has to be ninety minutes long. That's just like adding three more plates to the last supper, or an extra wing to the Pentagon.
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By AnonymCharles Willeford
Just tell the truth, and they'll accuse you of writing black humor.
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By AnonymCharles Willeford
My work is one long triumph over my limitations.
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By AnonymCharles Willeford
Nothing human surprises me.
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By AnonymCharles Willeford
No whiskey, no religion, nothing.
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By AnonymCharles Willeford
The Filipino houseboy was conscious now
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By AnonymCharles Willeford
There is something about a man with a beard I cannot stand. No particular reason for it. Prejudice, I suppose. I feel the same way about cats.
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