Best 8 quotes of Martha Bolton on MyQuotes

I'd go to the end of the world for my husband. Of course, if he'd just stop and ask directions, I wouldn't have to.

If you think marriage is going to be perfect, you're probably still at your reception.

I'm not very domestic. For years my children thought mold was a frosting.

I tan the easy way. I just wait for my liver spots to connect.

Sometimes when we're waiting for God to speak, He's waiting for us to listen.

Yes, as a people we are spoiled. We look for dinners that take two minutes to cook in our microwave instead of five, and we audibly sigh if the directions on the box require us to stir at the halfway point. Aw, I gotta stir? See what else is in the freezer.

I do twenty jumping jacks a day. Well, half of that. I just clap.

Opinions are like elbows. Everyone’s got ‘em, but they only bend one way.