Best 3 quotes of Carlos Alazraqui on MyQuotes

If DreamWorks and Disney need that name to sell the cartoon and get people in the seats, that's what they need. It's not fair, but there's plenty of other work for us to do.

I started out with comedy in college, but had my major in Recreation Administration - which meant I wasn't going to get a real job - so I started doing a little standup.

I used to be kind of bitter and jealous as well, but I get it. It's business.