Best 4 quotes of Duncan Hines on MyQuotes

If the soup had been as warm as the wine; if the wine had been as old as the turkey; and if the turkey had had a breast like the maid, it would have been a swell dinner.

I've run less risk driving my way across country than eating my way across it.

More people will die from hit-or-miss eating than from hit-and-run driving.

Nearly everyone wants as least one outstanding meal a day.