Best 3 quotes of Conrad Dobler on MyQuotes

If you don't have an ego, you're a wino.

Positive thinking is a good attitude to have. But positive thinking without any skills is a load of crap.

When guys come over to date my daughter, I'm going to tell them, 'I want you to go out and have a very good time with my daughter. I want you to enjoy yourself and have her home on time. If you abuse her in any way, I'm going to kill your mother and father, cut your back open, pull out your spine, and leave you in a wheelchair so you can think about what you did for the rest of your life. Now, go out and have a good time!'