Best 3 quotes of Tom Dreesen on MyQuotes

Karaoke bars combine two of the nation's greatest evils: people who shouldn't drink with people who shouldn't sing.

My father told me marijuana would cause me brain damage - because if he caught me doing it he was going to break my head.

You have to remember, Frank Sinatra is 82 years old, which is 240 in your years. He's lived three lifetimes! He has good and bad days. He can't run ... around as fast as he used to.