Best 5 quotes of Christa Faust on MyQuotes

Hell's a dry heat too. It still sucks. Let me know if you pull anything. I'm gonna go get a cold beer and pour it down my pants.

Help me. Please, God help me.

I seem to be inside a kind of artificial environment. Almost like a... a simulacrum of Reiden Lake.

The truth is, the biggest, hardest dick in the world is useless if you don't know how to eat pussy.

You know, Dean said, gesturing with his uninjured hand. If we were in an action movie, this would be the scene where you tenderly dress my wounds. then the wailing guitar ballad would kick in and we'd end up rolling around on the bed in a slow motion montage. If I were in Q, The Winged Serpent, Xochi replied, this would be the scene where I sacrifice you to Quetzalcoatl.