Best 4 quotes of L. D. Davis on MyQuotes

Forget the fact that he was the first person I had slept with in almost a year or that even though I was drunk I remembered it clearly (and it was effing fantastic!) Forget the fact that I had a hickey for the first time since high school on my neck under the scarf I was wearing, tied around my dumb neck.

I don't know which one is the real you," I said. "Are you more like Kyle the dick or Kyle the good guy?

I haven't slept with him, Mom." I whispered, lying through my teeth. I just didn't want to discuss my sex life with her. She would probably critique my oral skills or something. "I should have known. You don't sleep with anybody. That's why you can't keep a man.

You're worse than a douche bag. You're a douche puddle, the excrement of a douching.