Best 4 quotes of Shirley Jump on MyQuotes

God didn't make Eve from Adam's rib. He took out half of Adam's brain by accident.

God grant me the serenity to accept my goal weight, the courage to resist anything with more than three hundred calories, and the wisdom to check the fat grams before I open my mouth and insert a fork.

You know you're about as forthcoming as a mime.

You stole my heart the day we met, and I've never asked for it back.