Best 119 quotes in «dieting quotes» category

As for food, half of my friends have dug their graves with their teeth.

Dieting by portion control doesnt work because one is constantly fighting addictive drives.

Dieting fooled you into thinking you could control your life.

Dieting is murder on the road. Show me a man who travels and I'll show you one who eats.

Dieting is long-haul. Many rapid weight loss programs actually only squeeze the water out of you. Just like a wet sponge. But a good dieter maintains his or her grip on that sponge, not letting it soak up water again.

Dieting: A system of starving yourself to death so you can live a little longer.

Dieting is our last tie with asceticism.

Disciplined governments do not engage in the economic equivalent of binge eating followed by crash dieting.

Eat, drink, and be merry for tomorrow we die.

Don't talk about your diet. It's just boring, and the last thing you need when dieting is to be considered boring.

Dinner is often a stew of beans or legumes, which are awesome for dieting; they give you that meaty satisfaction and both are excellent with whole grain rice or bread.

I am forbidden sugar, fat, and alcohol. So hooray, I guess, for oatmeal, lemon juice, and chicken soup.

Forget about calories - everything makes thin people thinner, and fat people fatter.

I am a better person when I have less on my plate.

I dieted all the time in the Sixties, but we had no idea what dieting meant - we thought it meant not eating anything.

I didn't just fall off the wagon. I let the wagon fall on me.

I don't believe in dieting, I don't believe in having certain moments in your life where you're healthy and then moments when you're like, "I'm going to eat whatever I want." It's just finding what works for your body and always eating healthy.

I don't believe in dieting, but I do believe in the lifestyle that you want to live.

I hate dieting. Let’s just say that.

I don't believe in dieting.

I highly recommend worrying. It is much more effective than dieting.

I didn't realize that diets don't work, and I did not want to diet. I didn't want to do anything that required dieting.

I have been doing leg lifts faithfully for about fifteen years, and the only thing that has gotten thinner is the carpet where I have been doing the leg lifts.

I take care of myself, which includes dieting, exercising and minimising stress. I joke that I've been on a diet since 1974, which is basically true.

I joined a health spa recently. They had a sign for "Free Weights." So I took a couple.

I started dieting. I dieted, dieted, dieted and tried all the diets and I would lose and then I would go back to normal eating and would put it on and then some.

I think the noblest thing you can do is ask for help. And I mean that about therapy. I mean that about dieting.

I think of dieting, then I eat pizza.

It's okay to be fat. So you're fat. Just be fat and shut up about it.

It's rough to go through life with your contents looking as if they settled during shipping.

I've decided that perhaps I'm bulimic and just keep forgetting to purge.

Moderation is actually the flip side of dieting, that is, imposed deprivation.

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster.

Ive learned from dieting and not dieting that literally the thing that works best for me is that if I think of it, I better go ahead and have it.

I was member of the Diet as long as it existed, until May 1933.

My ideal weight is moobless.

My advice if you insist on slimming: Eat as much as you like - just don't swallow it.

Never measure yourself against magazine covers. Every 'perfect' body you see in a bikini is a result of weeks of dieting and exercise. And airbrushing.

My wife is a light eater. As soon as it's light, she starts to eat.

Old age is somewhat like dieting. Every day there is less of us to be observed.

My weight always fluctuates by 10 pounds. After trying Atkins and doing Nutrisystem a few times, now I’m just focused on maintaining a healthy lifestyle rather than dieting.

Once you have to start counting calories, it takes away from the joy of eating.

Physical fitness is in. I recently had a physical fit myself.

Pasta doesn't make you fat. How much pasta you eat makes you fat.

The Diet Mentality has come about because there is agreement in our society that the only way to lose weight is by dieting. But dieting produces absolutely no permanent, positive results. In fact, it makes you feel worse about yourself and probably does more damage than good to your health.

The first thing you lose on a diet is brain mass.

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned how to cook.

the first thing I did when I made the decision to kill myself was to stop dieting. Let them dig a wider hole.

That's life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.

The storm hit with all the fury of a woman who’d been dieting for six months, only to discover she’d gained four pounds.