Best 33 quotes in «pipe quotes» category

A pipe for the hour of work; a cigarette for the hour of conception; a cigar for the hour of vacuity.

You clumsy wench—Gods above! Are you trying to rob me, girl?” The nobleman seizes my wrist and yanks it from his pocket. My hand comes up with the pipe clenched in it. I stare at him, horrified. “I . . .” “I’ll have your head for this!” the man rages. “I’ll have you whipped!” *** “I got the pipe,” I say, holding it up. He stares for a minute, blinking, and then bursts into laughter. A few curious deer stick their heads through the shrubs to see what the racket is. Aladdin doubles over, laughing loud enough to startle birds from the trees overhead, and after a moment, I start laughing too. I haven’t laughed this hard in a long, long while, and it feels wonderful. We sit on the grass and laugh until our faces are red and we’re out of breath. “You are the worst thief I have ever seen,” declares Aladdin. “I don’t know what you’re talking about. I got it, didn’t I?” “My grandmother could pick pockets better than that! Though that’s not quite fair; my grandmother was the best pickpocket in Parthenia. She taught me all her tricks. Drove my mother crazy.

For ten thousand dollars, I'd endorse an opium pipe.

Donald Trump does what everybody who voted for him wishes would happen every time the left pipes up.

I do but sing because I must; and pipe but as the linnets sing.

He (David Beckham) does have a huge one, though. He does. You can see it in the advert. It is all his. It is like a tractor exhaust pipe!

I skied on Astroturf and PVC pipe on the slope in my backyard.

I don't know how it started but someone must have noticed I was always chewing tobacco or smoking a pipe.

If it were thought that anything I wrote was influenced by Robert Frost, I would take that particular piece of mine, shred it, and flush it down the toilet, hoping not to clog the pipes.

In Cree, an oskâpêwis is a servant or a helper, someone who hauls in rocks for sweats, or pipes or medicines. I equate that to leadership. You're a servant or helper of people.

I see all sorts of things when I'm clearing my pipes.

I smoke a brown pipe like the breast of a little negress.

Every time we are confronted with a new revolution we take to the opium pipes of our own propaganda.

If men can quilt and take over the kitchen, then women can pick up a wrench and fix a leaky pipe.

It is quite a three-pipe problem.

Rumor is a pipe Blown by surmises, jealousies, conjectures.

It was a cookie, not a crack pipe.

Melodies die out, like the pipe of Pan, with the ears that love them and listen for them.

Microkernels are not a pipe dream. They represent proven technology.

My pipe business I created from scratch; my media assets and bank I bought from the secondary market.

Racing is dangerous, but I've been in a lot worse situations as a pipe fitter.

You know what really shuts up a bully? Learning how to build a pipe-bomb!

Smoke. Smoke. Smoke. Only a pipe distinguishes man from beast.

There is no composing draught like the draught through the tube of a pipe.

The smoke of glory is not worth the smoke of a pipe.

We were so far back in the woods, they almost had to pipe in sunlight.

When you have a pipe salesman with a business called Macabee Pipes, I'd say you've got your tongue planted firmly in your cheek.

I don't remember using a dirty pipe like that. My pipe isn't a cheap piece of crap. It was made by the name brand "Bitch".-Tsukuyo

He pulls out the pipe I stole and sticks it between his teeth. “What do you think?” he asks around the stem. “Do I look noble?” I snatch it away, and his teeth close with a clack. “Don’t you know that will kill you?” He stares at me a minute, a mischievous light coming into his eyes. Then suddenly he lunges at me. “Give it back!” “It’s mine! I stole it!” “I saved you from getting flogged!” He makes a grab for the pipe, and I roll aside, holding it out of his reach. With a wicked laugh, he tickles my side, and I drop the pipe as I hasten to shove him away. Aladdin picks up the pipe and brandishes it triumphantly, while I lie in the grass and laugh.

The peace pipe has killed the lungs (Le calumet de la paix - A tué les poumons faits.)

...I got the word. It's get out of town, and it wasn't even from Mel Torme. "If Natalie were here, she'd say Torme has the best pipes in town," said Elena. "Anyone else might say that. What Nat would say is he has the biggest pipe in town.

It was during the summer of 1845, in the garden, under the arbour, Pécuchet, with his feet up on a small seat, was reading aloud in his booming voice, tirelessly, only stopping to dip his fingers into his snuff-box. Bouvard was listening to him, pipe in mouth, legs apart, the top of his trousers undone.

Put down your glass, it is time to dance. If you want to get drunk all you need is to drink love. Put down your pipe and do away with these childish toys. If you want to get high all you need is to breathe love. Now, can I have this dance?