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    I just saw a guy filling up his gas tank with one hand and smoking with the other. Seriously?

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    I like pot, I enjoy pot, I like to smoke it. But, the one thing I don't like about pot is the subculture it's spawned. I think it's embarrassing and really juvenile and uncreative

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    I'm questioning it. We're trying to get a lot of money for health and education and I'm wondering... You look at these gangs, and I look back at Prohibition. When we didn't allow alcohol, what did we have? We had gangs. We had big gangs. It's something that needs to be discussed a little more. It's an economic issue and a violence issue.

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    I'm eighty-three and I've been smoking since I was eleven. I'm suing the cigarette company because it promised to kill me and it hasn't.

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    In my day, the principal concerns of university students were sex, smoking dope, rioting and learning. Learning was something you did only when the first three weren't available.

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    I sit at my door, smoking a cigarette and sipping my absinthe, and I enjoy every day without a care in the world

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    I love cigarettes. Love them. I think the more positive approach you have to smoking, the less harmful it is.

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    I never wanna have a time where I'm on the big lawn just sitting back smoking cigars and drinking lemonade. I wanna work forever. Until I die. I wanna die on the way to a show.

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    In real life I'm not the one who's playing with guns or smoking.

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    In terms of my lungs, pot smoking is not like cigarette smoking. It doesn't affect the lungs as quickly, or as much over time. If I stopped pot smoking today, my lungs could heal probably 100 percent in a few years.

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    I quit smoking well over twenty years ago.

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    I quit smoking the day I found out I was pregnant, which was nine years ago. But I'll still smoke in a movie. I have other vices, you know, like potato chips and chardonnay - but not together.

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    I roll with Ladies just as tropic as the chronic in my pocket Cop it, Crush it, Roll it, Spark it, and mix it in with the chocolate

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    Italian hospitals are great. The doctor smoking in the emergency room will sign any prescription you ask for.

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    I started smoking as soon as I went on the stage. I'd make cigars out of the Morning World when I was a kid.

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    I think the anti-smoking business is a yuppie invention-an extension of the concept that "we'll always be young, rich, and healthy.

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    It is good from time to time to recall all those big and little reasons why you wanted to quit smoking in the first place. Reading this blog once in a while might also be helpful

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    It is quite a three-pipe problem.

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    I started making a point earlier that women's cancer rates are skyrocketing, and we have some women movie stars, young women movie stars, who are smoking in many of their movies.

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    I think it's wrong the way they criminalize herb. There are many more uses than just smoking. Beneficial to mankind.

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    It is facile to imply that smoking, alcoholism, overeating, or other ingrained patters can be upended without real effort. Genuine change requires work and self-understanding of the cravings driving behaviours.

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    It is quite a three pipe problem, and I beg that you won't speak to me for fifty minutes.

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    I toiled after it, sir, as some men toil after virtue.

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    It's absolutely amazing that I survived all the booze and smoking and the cars and the career.

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    I try to do things positive on my throat, but a couple things are negative like smoking and drinking heavily. I really don't know. There's no particular thing that I do that's beneficial - it just kinda works. I guess I'd say warming up every day before a performance is the biggest thing.

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    It's a small world? Dude, what have you been smoking?

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    I tried to stop smoking cigarettes by telling myself I just didn't want to smoke, but I didn't believe myself

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    It's censorship, really. I don't see why it's not okay for somebody under the age of 17 watch someone smoking when they can watch someone have their brains blown out? My son and I were watching an ad on the television the other day. And it said, "Rated R." He said, "What does 'rated R' mean?" I said, "God, I don't know. You can't watch it unless you're over a certain age.

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    It was the sort of moment that a smoker would fill in with a cigarette and an ex-smoker filled in with the memory of a cigarette.

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    It's the same as saying, you know, "I'll smoke, but that's up to me." Doctors don't recommend it. I don't recommend smoking. It's a bad idea. Smoking or spanking. Bad ideas.

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    It was hypnotic, and then it was unsettling, and finally I became aware of another entity in my universe, sitting on the shore two hundred yards away, smoking a pipe.

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    I've been trying to quit smoking weed and it's really hard quitting pot. It was actually easier to become a vegetarian because your friends never show up at your house with a sack of beef.

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    I used to use cigarettes to indicate somebody's an outsider a lot. It gave character a seedy, disreputable, almost suicidal quality. Now cigarettes are so unused - - you can't have anybody indoors smoking. If you drew that in a restaurant, you'd have to have a panel where the manager comes over and kicks them out. Unless it's set in Europe, you can't really do that. Characters who smoke - - it dates comics, somehow.

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    I've chosen to get the word out to women, especially young women, that tobacco is not glamorous - it's addictive and smoking takes a serious toll on your health.

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    I understand that people don't want to smoke. Fine. Don't smoke. You don't want to go into a restaurant where there's [smoking], don't go in there. But don't impose your will - the will of a few - on the lives of many.

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    I want all hellions to quit puffing that hell fume in God's clean air.

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    I've been smoking nearly 50 years now. I just don't feel safe breathing anything I can't see!

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    I've never smoked crack. I've never done most things, drug-wise. But I assume that the experience I had watching Lost is the experience that crack addicts have smoking crack.

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    I was diagnosed with paranoia for fear of never smoking weed again.

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    I was really not a good student, and I felt that shame every day. That's one of the reasons I started smoking pot and drinking daily.

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    I was hiding out from the celebrity thing, I was smoking way too much dope, I was sitting on the couch, and just turning into a doughnut, and I really got irritated with myself.

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    I was typing away while everybody was dropping acid and smoking grass. I was known as my own square.

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    I was hiding out from the celebrity thing, I was smoking way too much [marijuana].

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    I wish I could give up smoking, but it does taste so delicious.

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    Kept his locker full of weed just to satisfy his smoking needs and his love of fire.

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    Let's get to the point Let's roll another joint

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    May be the truth is, that one pipe is wholesome, two pipes toothsome, three pipes noisome, four pipes fulsome, five pipes quarrelsome; and that's the some on't.

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    Mind's in another world thinking how can we exist through the facts

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    My boy! Smoking is one of the greatest and cheapest enjoyments in life, and if you decide in advance not to smoke, i can only feel sorry for you.

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    My doctor told me I should get out of breath three times a week, so I took up smoking.