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    According to science, the universe began as a swirl of gas that, as it cooled, spun off the Ten Commandments.

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    Always expect the unexpected. The oil and gas industry is terrible at predicting anything. Always have a back-up plan.

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    A vegan riding a hummer contributes less to greenhouse gas emissions than a meat eater riding a bicycle.

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    A website without SEO is like a car with no gas.

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    Before you rob your first bank, knock off a couple of gas stations.

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    Capital is to the progress of society what gas is to a car.

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    Column writing is like gas - it fills the available space.

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    Dammit!" "What?" Gonzo sounds panicked. "We're out of gas." "You're Shithenging me." "I Shithenge you not.

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    Eat more beans to produce more gas.

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    Gas consumption is growing everywhere.

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    Gas is getting so expensive I'm gonna ride a mexican to work.

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    He gave life to the breath- oxygen, a simple gas, he transferred into words, ideas, hope.

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    God is not going to send us a bill for solar energy, but the gas industry will.

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    Greenhouse gas emissions: Ultimately, stabilisation - at whatever level - requires that annual emissions be brought down to more than 80% below current levels

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    How are we going to know what impact that has on the greenhouse gas emissions? How are we going to hold everybody accountable for doing their part?

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    Hydraulic fracking is very much a necessary part of the future of natural gas.

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    I can say that I don't see myself with the foot on the gas pedal as hard as it's been down for 16 years.

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    As the price of gas goes up, people will become more conscience of how much they use.

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    I'd love to fly, especially with the gas prices right now.

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    I 'Don't See How It Matters' That I Don't Know The Price Of Gas.

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    If silicon had been a gas I should have been a major-general.

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    If you ever take your foot off the gas pedal, things will spiral out of control, snowball downwards.

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    If I relaxed, if I took my foot off the gas, I would probably die.

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    If you sell me a car, we have perhaps made a good bargain for ourselves. But there are effects of this transaction on others, which we do not take into account. There is more pollution, the price of gas goes up, there is more congestion.

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    I don't think anyone can speculate what will happen with respect to oil prices and gas prices because they are set on the global economy.

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    I had a job when I was 16 at a gas fitter, which was a bit like a pipe fitter.

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    If you don't have the story and the unfolding of the trajectory of the saga, it's like getting in a car and not having any gas.

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    I got me a car and I got me some gas,Told everybody they could kiss my ass.

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    In order to win, you must be fully charged. To be fully charged, you must have gas in your tank.

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    India has large proven reserves of gas that remain unexploited.

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    India unarmed would not require to be destroyed through poison gas or bombardment.

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    I'll use the knives for spreading jam, and the gas to warm my greying love.

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    I see the strongest and the smartest men who have ever lived... and these men are pumping gas and waiting tables.

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    It puzzles me how they know what corners are good for filling stations. Just how did they know gas and oil was under there?

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    It sucks to think about, honestly, but when you really consider the resources that it takes to press vinyl records, or the amount of gas that it takes to tour, it's really quite scary.

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    I thought I was raptured up into the air today; turns out, it was just my gas oven exploding.

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    I vill destroy de snickers bar!" Gazzy(The Gas Man)

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    Leo: I'm almost out of gas! Woah, that came out wrong. I meant the burning kind!

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    I was in the oil business for a while--gas and oil, check the tires.

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    I was born in Siberia, which supplies nearly 80 percent of Russia's oil and natural gas resources, so I've always been aware of how big a pollutant that industry is. But it was a huge wake-up call to learn that the fashion industry is the second-largest polluter after oil.

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    Let's talk about the Gas Company because this is my favorite job.

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    Natural gas is the future. It is here.

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    Mix the the gas with the lean, call that gasoline

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    Newt Gingrich...is absolutely for bombing Iran and for lowering gas prices. And I've just to say, you can't be for both. They are diametrically opposed.

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    Natural gas is a feedstock in basically every industrial process.

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    Natural gas is not a bridge - it's a gangplank.

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    On some issues, I'm a staunch Conservative — like curtailing greenhouse gas emissions so that we can Conserve the environment.

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    Oprah is rich, Bill Gates is wealthy. If Bill Gates woke up tomorrow with Oprah's money, he'd jump out a fuckin' window and slit his throat on the way down saying, "I can't even put gas in my plane!

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    Scotland can't afford to take their minds off the gas

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    Out of Gas. I haven't heard that one in a long time.