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    If you're fortunate to get a first album that sells 10 million you have nowhere to go but down. I'm just going to be honest and your measuring stick is so high that haters are licking their chops because you can't do nothing but fail.

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    It almost felt like she was sucking it all out of me, like she sucked on that sticky red lollipop, the one she kept licking as she drove.

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    I get airsick just licking an airmail stamp.

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    Licking Falls, Ohio, had its own set of standards. They were archaic at best.

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    Licking your wounds will not stop the bleeding, but applying pressure will.

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    It's fine to be sexy, but you can be sexy without licking a hammer!

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    Life is like licking Honey from a Thorn

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    Our dog died from licking our wedding picture.

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    The cops picked me up for attempted murder. I can still see the detectives, licking their chops. Thought they had me. Two weeks later, the cat came out of a coma and told the truth. I was innocent.

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    The idea of licking stamps seemed great fun for me.

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    Racing is licking your opponent's plate clean before starting on your own

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    There always has to be someone to take the punches. That's how it works. It isn't fair, it isn't right, but that kid licking slop off the floor over there means that we get to eat in peace.

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    We saw a fair bit of video on them towards the back end of the week and we were licking our lips.

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    You can't go around... licking things that come out of a water treatment plant. That's just... unsanitary.

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    I had a dream about you. I licked your cone of ice cream. It was envelope flavored.

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    Tracey hurriedly shut the door behind her to prevent the flames that had been licking hungrily at her caboose all the way down the corridor, from following her inside. Then, almost falling into one of the gravity couches, she hurriedly strapped herself into it before punching the emergency release. She hoped the escape system still worked. It did. The explosive dead-bolts fired, shaking the pod loose, dislodging it from the rapidly disintegrating wreck, just about shaking the crap out of her on its bone-jarring way into the great wide open.

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    It's quicker, easier, and involves less licking

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    About the body I know very little, though I am steadily trying to improve myself, in the way animals improve themselves by licking.

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    His eyes glow in the shadows as he slides the soft liquid semen dripping down my thigh in a path leading back into my swollen entry, as if he doesn't want to come out of my body. "Sticky?" he asks in a gruff murmur, bending his head and licking my shoulder as he pushes his semen back inside with one finger.

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    Flame is bad. Flame does nasty things to food. It makes soot and it makes deposits of various chemicals that are not too good for us. The last thing you really want to see licking at your food while it's on a grill is an actual flame.

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