Best 85 quotes of Joe Teti on MyQuotes

#1 priority is water, water and more water.

After 20 years in special operations trust me, I know my body.

All this is, is a nine hundred dollar hammer.

Altitude sickness is gonna put the screws on you.

Apparently Matts been busier than a centipede at a toe counting contest.

At the top of my list for terrain that I hate navigating through, it is definitely the mangrove.

Clear water is always suspect.

Dude, that was a knuckle buster brother.

Dude that was bad ass.

Everywhere you go, mother nature's throwing some curve-ball at you.

For us to get to those huts and no one's home, it's going to be a kick to the nuts.

Getting lost in a place like this you can almost guarantee that you aren't going to make it out here.

Here's the bottom line, we're either going or not.

Hiking up a hill is an ass kicker, going downhill is a little easier.

His first instinct was to help me, not sit like a deer in headlights, I now know that Matt isn't one to panic

I don't know about you, but rattlesnake sounds pretty damn good right now.

If I gave this guy more time, there would be a swimming pool and rattan furniture.

If you choose to get off the beaten path here, you'll find yourself in a situation where everything looks the same.

If you don't have your game-face on, you're going to go home either to a hospital or to a casket.

If you ever heard that old saying, where there's smoke there's fire; well that's a load of bull.

If you fall from here, if you're not dead you're gonna wish you were.

If you're rushing around like a chicken with its head cut off you're probably going to get hurt.

I have to take off my hat to Matt, he's trying crazy hard to get this fire started.

I know this guy is a musician so I hope he can play us a tune that could get us the hell out of here.

I like the way you hustle man.

I'm a combat diver, I've never done something like this.

I'm gonna see how this works out, but I think it's a bad idea.

I'm in the woods with Dr. Doolittle.

I'm normally not at a loss of words but I am a little taken aback by what you're wearing; it's a little different.

I'm not much of a beer drinker, you know what I drink? Peach wine coolers.

I'm very confident that if I get close to one of these pigs, i could put the smack down on it.

In any high stress situation you are going to default to your level of training...period.

In any survival situation, you need to weigh the risk and the reward.

I ran across a rattlesnake once in New Mexico, you know what I did with it, chopped its head off and we ate it.

I see smoke, smoke means fire, fire means people, people means we get the hell out of here.

I think every minute you're in a situation like this, your clock is ticking.

It kind of sounds like the noise a goat would make if you punched it in the face.

It's a game changer, not a game ender.

It's alright if you lose a few battles, but as long as you win the war, that's all that matters.

It's darker than a well diggers ass.

It's probably one of the worst places I've been.

Let's go Matt; we aren't strolling through Central Park here.

Looking good Matt, you look like a money.

Most of my hunting experiences has been in tree stands. I've never called deer.

Mother Nature is a relentless ruthless killer. She don't give a damn if you get home to your family.

My motto is to keep it simple stupid, work smart not hard.

My whole philosophy in survival is to take down brush as soon as you get in a situation.

Now that this torch is lit, we do not have time to dilly dally around.

One long step there and you're gonna die.

One thing you can never underestimate is the power of water.