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By AnonymJeff Lindsay
…a cheerful black shadow reared up behind him as he spoke, thundering a happy challenge to my Dark Passenger, which slid forward and bellowed back.
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By AnonymJeff Lindsay
A man who discovers his pants are on fire tends to have very little time to worry about somebody else's box of matches
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By AnonymJeff Lindsay
And as always seems to happen when I have reached the point where I am ready to take decisive action, everything began to happen at once.
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By AnonymJeff Lindsay
And here I always thought morality was useless.
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By AnonymJeff Lindsay
And I was having too much fun to stop now.
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By AnonymJeff Lindsay
And once again I found myself wondering, as I drifted off to stunned and unbelieving sleep:How do these terrible things always happen to me?
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By AnonymJeff Lindsay
And so as much as I can, I care about her, dear Deborah. It's probably not love, but I would rather she were happy.
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By AnonymJeff Lindsay
And then more quiet, silence so deep it almost drowned out the roar of the night music that pounded away in my secret self.
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By AnonymJeff Lindsay
And what did you do last night, Dexter? Oh, I played with my dolls while a friend chopped up my sister.
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By AnonymJeff Lindsay
Another dream. Another long-distance call on my phantom party line. No wonder i had steadfastly refused to have dreams for most of my life. So stupid; such pointless, obvious symbols. Totally uncontrollable anxiety soup, hateful, blatant nonsense.
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By AnonymJeff Lindsay
Anybody can be charming if they don't mind faking it, saying all the stupid, obvious, nauseating things that a conscience keeps most people from saying. Happily, I don't have a conscience. I say them.
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By AnonymJeff Lindsay
A reasonable being might think that he and I could find some common ground; have a cup of coffee and compare our Passengers, exchange trade talk and chitchat about dismemberment techniques. But no: Doakes wanted me dead. And I found it difficult to share his point of view.
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By AnonymJeff Lindsay
As I've said, freedom is really an illusion. Anytime we think we have a real choice, it just means we haven't seen the shotgun aimed at our navel.
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By AnonymJeff Lindsay
Because I am an inhuman monster, I tend to be logical.
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By AnonymJeff Lindsay
been there done that, bought the t-shirt" Chapter 2
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By AnonymJeff Lindsay
...being torn apart by far too many loyalties that could not possibly live together in the same brain.
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By AnonymJeff Lindsay
But of course, there's no rest for the wicked, which I certainly am; as I said, no rest for the wicked.
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By AnonymJeff Lindsay
Detective, I don't know where the boyfriend is, really," I said. And it was true, considering tide, current, and the habits of marine scavengers. -Dexter
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By AnonymJeff Lindsay
Dying makes everyone weaker, subject to painful insight, and not always insight into any kind of special truth - it's just the approaching end that makes people want to believe they are seeing something in the line of a great revelation.
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By AnonymJeff Lindsay
Feeling - what authentic human fun!
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By AnonymJeff Lindsay
First things first has always been my motto, mostly because it makes absolutely no sense - after all, if first things were second or third, they wouldn't be first things, would they? Still, cliches exist to comfort the feeble minded, not to provide any actual meaning.
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By AnonymJeff Lindsay
For my part, my interest in Paris had faded away completely long ago when I learned that it was in France.
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By AnonymJeff Lindsay
Getting yelled at by a furious woman should be treated as a semiformal occasion.
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By AnonymJeff Lindsay
Happily for me, ninety-nine percent of all human life is spent simply repeating the same old actions, speaking the same tired clichés, moving like a zombie through the same steps of the dance we plodded through yesterday and the day before and the day before. It seems horribly dull and pointless-but it really makes a great deal of sense. After all, if you only have to follow the same path every day, you don't need to think at all. Considering how good humans are at any mental process more complicated than chewing, isn't that the best for everybody?
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By AnonymJeff Lindsay
I am unlovable...I have tried to involve myself in other people, in relationships, and even - in my sillier moments - in love. But it doesn't work. Something in me is broken or missing and sooner or later the other person catches me Acting or one of Those Nights comes along.
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By AnonymJeff Lindsay
I don't do my job to catch the bad guys. Why would I want to do that? No, I do my job to make order out of chaos.
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By AnonymJeff Lindsay
I enjoyed watching good-looking idiots looking at each other. A great spectator sport.
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By AnonymJeff Lindsay
I had become a perfect fake human, saying the stupid and pointless things that humans say to each other all day long.
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By AnonymJeff Lindsay
I let it ring. I wanted to breathe for a few minutes, and I could think of nothing that couldn't wait. Besides, I had paid almost $50 for an answering machine. Let it earn its keep.
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By AnonymJeff Lindsay
I looked around the store and what I saw was not very encouraging. There were rows and rows of violent toys...aisle after aisle of training devices for recreational slaughter. No wonder our world was such a mean and violent place...if we teach children that killing is fun, can we really be surprised if now and then someone is smart enough to learn?
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By AnonymJeff Lindsay
I'm a very neat monster.
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By AnonymJeff Lindsay
I mean, really: what kind of person could possibly dislike me?
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I'm quite sure more people fake an awful lot of everyday human contact. I just fake all of it." --Dexter
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By AnonymJeff Lindsay
In its own way the kiss had been an act of murder.
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By AnonymJeff Lindsay
IN MY LIFELONG STUDY OF HUMAN BEINGS, I HAVE FOUND that no matter how hard they might try, they have found no way yet to prevent the arrival of Monday morning. And they do try, of course, but Monday always comes, and all the drones have to scuttle back to their dreary workaday lives of meaningless toil and suffering.
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By AnonymJeff Lindsay
In that tremendous flash of freedom, on my way to do The Thing for the first time, sanctioned by Almighty Harry, I receded, faded back into the scenery of my own dark self, whole the other me crouched and growled. I would do It at last, do what I had been created to do. And I did.
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By AnonymJeff Lindsay
I often find myself in situations where it seems to me like everyone else has read the instruction book
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By AnonymJeff Lindsay
I sighed; as comforting as it may be to some of us, sarcasm, like youth, is wasted on the young.
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By AnonymJeff Lindsay
I stood up. It was all too much. I could not even meet my own expectations, and to be asked to deal with all theirs too was suffocating.
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By AnonymJeff Lindsay
I think people understand things different when they get older. It’s not a question of getting soft, or seeing things in the gray areas instead of black and white. I really believe I’m just understanding things different. Better.
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By AnonymJeff Lindsay
I think that's nice, and if I could have feelings at all I would have them for Deb.
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By AnonymJeff Lindsay
I thought about the nice clothes that I always wore. Well of course I did. I took pride in being the best dressed monster in Dade County.
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By AnonymJeff Lindsay
It revealed a cruelty that really made one wonder if the universe was such a good idea after all.
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By AnonymJeff Lindsay
It's always me, isn't it? I'm not really a very nice person, but for some reason it's always me that they come to with their problems.
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It’s an odd term, 'girlfriend,' particularly for grown persons. And in practice it provides an even odder concept. Generally speaking, in adults it described a woman, not a girl, who was willing to provide sex, not friendship. In fact, from what I had observed it was quite possible for one to actively dislike one’s girlfriend, although of course true hatred is reserved for marriage.
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By AnonymJeff Lindsay
It’s like, everything really is two ways, the way we all pretend it is and the way it really is
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By AnonymJeff Lindsay
It's that moon again, slung so fat and low in the tropical night, calling out across a curdled sky and into the quivering ears of that dear old voice in the shadows, the Dark Passenger, nestled snug in the backseat of the Dodge K-car of Dexter's hypothetical soul. That rascal moon, that loudmouthed leering Lucifer, calling down across the empty sky to the dark hearts of the night monsters below, calling them away to their joyful playgrounds.
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By AnonymJeff Lindsay
It was always hard work to push through a crowed of reporters with the scent of blood in their nostrils. You might not think so, since on camera they appear to be brain-damaged wimps with severe eating disorders. But put them at a police barricade and a miraculous thing happens...The strength comes from some mysterious place-and somehow, when there is gore on the ground, these anorexic creatures can push their way through anything. Without mussing their hair, too.
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By AnonymJeff Lindsay
It was clear to me that it wouldn't matter what I did - they would never truly appreciate me or learn what I had to offer. They were far beyond fickle - they were insensible, like kittens,predatory little things, distracted by the first bit of string or shiny bauble that rolled across the floor, and nothing I could ever say or do could possibly make any kind of dent in their willful ignorance.
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By AnonymJeff Lindsay
It was such an unexpected and genuine smile that if I only had a soul I'm sure I would have felt quite guilty.
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