Best 5 quotes of E. Jean Carroll on MyQuotes

A couple must agree on the following topics: 1) Do they want kids? 2) Do they want a dog? 3) Do they want sex? 4) Do they want sleep? (If they answer yes to 3 and 4, then they must answer no to 1.) And finally, 5) Who mixes the cocktails before they both don the sexy rubber gloves and clean the toilet?

Drugs are marvelous--it's life that's evil. And sometimes the only way to face it is to get completely twisted.

Human beings are much better at breaking up than they are at getting together. The instinct to get together is very powerful, but it doesn't last long.

If Joan of Arc could turn the tide of an entire war before her eighteenth birthday, you can get out of bed.

Libraries are the latest fashion for the brain.