Best 6 quotes of J. B. Morton on MyQuotes

A library is a room where the murders take place.

Erratum. In my article on the Price of Milk, 'Horses' should have read 'Cows' throughout.

One disadvantage of being a hog is that at any moment some blundering fool may try to make a silk purse out of your wife's ear.

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

To fairy flutes, As the light advances, In square black boots The cabman dances.

Vegetarians have wicked, shifty eyes, and laugh in a cold calculating manner. They pinch little children, steal stamps, drink water, favor beards.