Best 19 quotes of Tom Upton on MyQuotes

An idiot will do anything, no matter how stupid, because he is afraid of what everybody will think of him if he does nothing. A genius, on the other hand, is content to do nothing, no matter what people think, if he can’t find anything worth doing.

Every time there was an unspoken promise that this would be the last time, but it would only be the last time until the next time.

If you just go with the flow, no matter what weird things happen along the way, you always end up exactly where you belong.

I really should come with a warning label.

It is not easy being trapped in a school that is caught between cornfields and cows.

Librarians are notorious snitches—don’t let anybody convince you otherwise.

Maybe anything that anybody ever has is for now. What happened before is gone, and what will happen later is an illusion.

Other than the voices in my head, I think I’m pretty normal.

Who in their right mind counts the tiles on the floor when they go visiting a neighbor?

You have to figure that there is something seriously wrong with somebody who wants to enter a profession that deals with whether people are screwing enough. Dealing with spirits, spooks, and demons almost seemed normal.

You know, my main goal in life is trying not to end up in a straightjacket.

All I did was offer to kill your dog, and the next thing I know I’m being judged.

I figured it is always better to be unpopular by your own choice.

I have never been reduced to begging somebody to leave me alone, but in your case I’ll make an exception.

It wasn’t human nature to leave things alone. It was normal for people to try to fix things that didn’t need to be fixed; or, infinitely worse, trying to fix things that were broken, because some things are meant to be broken--

Poor kid-- all she’d wanted to do was get her teeth fixed.

Some people are born to weirdness,” Jerry said, “and others have weirdness thrust upon them.

UNDERTAKER!” the head boomed. “BOY, DO I HAVE A JOB FOR YOU!

You can’t believe in fate only when it sends you something you want, only when things turn out right. You have to accept what fate sends you or doesn’t send you, no matter whether or not you like it.