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By AnonymAllan Pease
A real man would never cry in public unless he was watching a movie in which a heroic dog died to save its master.Or if Heidi klum unbuttoned her blouse. Or he accidently dropped a full case of beer.
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By AnonymAllan Pease
A three-year old was examining his testicles while taking a bath. 'Mom,' he asked,'are these my brains?' 'Not yet.' she replied.
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By AnonymAllan Pease
Brain surgeons earn 10 times that of a general practitioner... it pays to be an expert.
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By AnonymAllan Pease
Marriages are more likely to fail when one partner not only does not mirror the other's expressions of happiness, but instead shows expressions of contempt.
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By AnonymAllan Pease
Smoking is similar to hitting yourself over the head with a hammer because, when you stop, you feel better
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By AnonymAllan Pease
The simplest way to customize is to phone members of the audience in advance and ask them what they expect from your session and why they expect it. Then use their quotes throughout your presentation.
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By AnonymAllan Pease
To ensure marital bliss, a man needs to be 1.09 times taller than his partner.
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By AnonymAllan Pease
We are different because our brain is wired differently. This causes us to perceive the world in different ways and have different values and priorities. Not better or worse - different.
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By AnonymAllan Pease
We prefer to find mates who are roughly as attractive as we are, which means they are more likely to stay and not look for a better offer.
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By AnonymAllan Pease
Smoking is an outward signal of inner turmoil or conflict and most smoking has less to do with nicotine addiction and more to do with the need for reassurance.
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