Best 3 quotes of Lyle Alzado on MyQuotes

I don't really trust a sane person.

If me and King Kong went into an alley, only one of us would come out. And it wouldn't be the monkey.

People can portray me anyway they want because I don’t give a damn… But don’t you analyze me and don’t you tell me what I am until you get close enough to understand what I am. Then you can make an analysis of me. But don’t you dare do it until then.