Best 5 quotes of Belle De Jour on MyQuotes

Male egos require constant stroking. Every task is an achievement, every success epic. That is why women cook, but men are chefs: we make cheese on toast, they produce pain de fromage.

Sometimes I wonder if I met everyone in my life in the wrong order.

In a world of twelve-years-olds in sexy boots and nans in sparkly mini-dresses, the surest way to tell the prostitute walking into a hotel at Heathrow is to look for the lady in the designer suit.

Thank goodness it only lasted a minute or so. The inhalant, that is. The sex was rather longer

Time is limited and some opportunities never repeat themselves.