Best 3 quotes of Jeff Cesario on MyQuotes

I shop at a computer store called 'Your Crap's Already Obsolete'.

Whoever came up with ice fishing must have had the worst marriage on the planet.

Who watches golf on TV? Who calls eight friends over and gets a keg of beer? Landscapers, I guess. They sit around the TV, yelling, "Will you look at that golf path?Pure pea gravel.